you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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