My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize
