Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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