What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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