operation have a gay friend backfired
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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