wat bout pragnant strippers??
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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