saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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