Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
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we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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