Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
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