I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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