Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
