I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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