Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Let's get the cat blown out
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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