weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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