Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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