Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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