Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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