oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
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Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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