The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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