she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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