we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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