i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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