I don't think brook has ever known best
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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