Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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