If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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