mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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