I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Drunk is not a location!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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