Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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