The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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