Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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