I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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