Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
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... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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