you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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