I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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