Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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