I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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