So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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