No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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