Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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