Your face is a jimmy john
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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