Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize