So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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