I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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