question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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