I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
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i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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