pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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