Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
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but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?