remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?