Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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