first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
barbara walters just said penis...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize