Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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