didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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