SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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