Plan B is the new Plan A
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
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I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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