their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
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the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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